4th Rejection Email From Pompous Humor Publication
Check out this gnarly email I got:
Hi Alec,
This was a cute little story, well-written too, but it doesn’t entirely fit the kind of comedy we do here at *saves face ‘cause influence is too strong.* I would submit this piece somewhere else, literally anywhere else but here. Also, in the future, please link to an unpublished draft so we can properly…