Gyms Are Great But…

Please, don’t look at me.

A gym: the one public place where you can moan, make horrendous facial expressions, smell like ass and it’s perfectly acceptable.

I’m not sure what to do with my hands.

If you don’t know what this is from, then f*ck you.

I’m not mad either.

I think our facial expressions are largely what makes all of it so painful. We’re all moving our arms, doing strange movements, and we’re supposed to look normal.

Bored, uneducated, homeless — em dashes are my specialty. I write what I see, think, and feel. That’s it.

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