I Like Toothpicks

Life is automatically 3 times cooler.

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“Have you ever even held a toothpick? Stick one through your cheek and tell me life doesn’t instantly get cooler.”

For One

Secondly

Rounding 3rd

Almost home, watch out!

The number one pitfall: Do not chock and die by toothpick.

Home run

Bored, uneducated, homeless — em dashes are my specialty. I write what I see, think, and feel. That’s it.

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