In first grade, my friends and I were eating lunch—with actual metal forks—when my friend bent his fork in a funny shape and took a bite of his oranges.

The custodian, Donny, saw this, came over and picked him up above his head! Damaged fork still in hand, he carried him to the lunch room before the cafeteria ladies and exclaimed, “look what he’s doing to our silverware!”

The whole table, including myself, got sent to the principals office. Very similar story! Haha.