Self-Promotion But Overemphasized So It’s Funny

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Photo of Me by Me

Insanely On-Par Numbers

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Lofty Positions

A True, Viral Sensation

Powerful Testimonies

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— Anonymous

“Before discovering Alec’s work, I didn’t know what good content was. Now, I can’t read anything online unless it comes directly from him.”

— Also Anonymous

“His writing once cured a physical illness I had. Truly magical. 10/10. Highly recommend.”

— Still Anonymous

Bored, uneducated, homeless — em dashes are my specialty. I write what I see, think, and feel. That’s it.

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