They Hope You’re A Headless Chicken

Dear Advertisers,

I really hate you.

- Love, Everyone

There will never be an off switch. You can put your phone down, but that won’t ever stop the constant flow of supercilious offers and unqualified pitches the world is seemingly full of today.

What do I mean by that? There will always be people disguising to help and bring you forward in life.

“Let me teach you how to find happiness!”

“I’ll show you how to build a business!”

“I’ll make you 10X more productive!”

The horrible truth is 90% of these offerings won’t do anything but serve the person pitching them— they’re just waiting to dupe some poor soul.

And why do these people exist?

Because a lot of people believe their ideas deserve to be validated. Deep down, most people think everyone else should serve their interests. They think in terms of “I” and pretend they know some top-secret strategy…

There’s no fucking secret — the strategy is to fool you.

- AZ

Bored, uneducated, homeless — em dashes are my specialty. I write what I see, think, and feel. That’s it.

Bored, uneducated, homeless — em dashes are my specialty. I write what I see, think, and feel. That’s it.