Thinking About Launching Your Writing Career? Don’t

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“Well, I have all the equipment? I’m pretty good at using commas too. I’m always thinking thoughts, this might be the perfect opportunity!”

Your ideas are like the pamphlets they hand out right before events — nobody wants them. In fact, people want the exact opposite: memes, fat asses, jump cut videos on how to cook a succulent Thanksgiving side-dish.

Bored, uneducated, homeless — em dashes are my specialty. I write what I see, think, and feel. That’s it.

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