Oct 21, 2018·1 min read
We wouldn’t blame you.
Bored, uneducated, homeless — em dashes are my specialty. I write what I see, think, and feel. That’s it.
…exa makes a mistake. Alexa, especially, likes to butt in and is just begging to be told to shut up. I’m constantly having to tell Alexa, “Alexa, stop.” but how close am I to cracking and yelling “Shut up, bitch?”
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