What you’re doing works! I like the happy, yet serious, yet quirky tone in your writing.

Would you be open to write something saucy for my publication? Here’s a submission guideline.

(Hope this isn’t coming off as too promotional, I just really like your piece.)

Bored, uneducated, homeless — em dashes are my specialty. I write what I see, think, and feel. That’s it.

Bored, uneducated, homeless — em dashes are my specialty. I write what I see, think, and feel. That’s it.